Piggie Sex

Pig Sex part 2 But IS IT GOOD?

I’ve been thinking about getting all piggie these days, most likely due to the summer season, feeling horny, and of course Mr. Happy rearing his head on a regular basis. It would seem a definition is due, especially after being asked by a number of men, “WTF IS Piggie Sex?” The Urban Dictionary defines it as:

#1 A sexual act that is considered outrageous or outside the norms of societal sexual behaviors such as water spots, defecation, bondage, dildo’s, group-sex and bestiality.

I do not know about you guys, but water spots are the least erotic thing I can think of, Thanks Mom, and who is this Norm guy anyway?

#2 “dirty” gay sex – W/S, scat, sweat, etc He is a total bottom and loves pig play.
Now we are getting somewhere……..wait, what? I thought ALL gay sex was dirty?????? Did I have it all wrong??

Seriously guys, I’m imagining it is as much a mind set as it is the acts themselves. What I mean here is that it is as much about abandoning ourselves into the moment and not thinking about getting the sheets dirty or I really don’t rim guys or I prefer morning sex or I don’t blow guys, dude, I only fuck them (subtext: I’m not really gay – gasp).

It’s NOT about being all comfy – it IS more about being messy, and reveling in all of the body scents and sensations, and trying out new things (yes, dear, you CAN stick that there and it feels good).

Aside from the odd dictionary references I’m hoping you guys can experiment with being all piggie, both in class and outside, with letting go of our “shoulds” and “can’ts” and get to the meat of the matter – it’s all good. Thanks Martha! Ex Con or not, we love you.

UPDATE: My buddy Bill reminded me that sheer numbers qualifies as piggie sex – as in “yeah, I screwed 3 guys last night, fuckin A.”

Gittin all Piggie with it – Part 1

I am all for good sex, in all of its colors and flavors: blow jobs, kissing, choking the chicken, dildo play, voyeurism, 3-ways – it’s all fine with me. The last few trips abroad I had a unique chance to observe all manner of expressions of gay male eroticism from high maintenance bottoms to stallers (guys that use disengagement strategies to gain control thereby slowing things down) to those men that are down-right piggie about it. Yay! Go Piggies!!!! I’m on that team.

I began to wonder what piggie men have in common and, more specifically, what does “Piggie Sex” really mean??? Can we have connected, intimate, spiritual Piggie Sex? Seriously, I am here to tell ya that it’s all possible. I imagine that the term itself came from the sex positive movement in the late 80′s as a response to those that demanded the closure of all bath houses (yes, I know, some of you dears weren’t even born yet), with the inherent message of the movement being that sex is good in all of its forms, despite the threat of disease, and that anything less would be bowing to shame and fear.

Mae West once drawled, “sex wasn’t meant to be careful, cuz if it is, ya ain’t doing it right.” Had I known Mae (ya just have to get past the enormous rack and drag queen makeup), I think we would’ve gotten along just fine. Another influence, at the tender age of 16, was when I spied a torn pair of girl’s panties in the aisle at a midnight showing of Pink Flamingos – I just knew I was in the right place: I’ll have what they’re having………….

For me, Piggie Sex implies an enjoyment of sex with no hang-ups and no warm-ups – it’s about throwing caution out the door and just having fun with it, about immersing ourselves in whomever is hard at the moment and just playing.
We need our own team – for Piggie University (or PU for short) – we already have a mascot. Oink Oink!

Temptation Ranch part 2

OK, so the Den of Iniquity was all that and so much more over the long Memorial Day holiday weekend. Sure it was a little rough around the edges – the lack of significant rainfall in CA left the lake at half of the normal level and the drains would back up occasionally in the hot house (read: shower and hot tub room) but the relaxed atmosphere and a well-equipped dungeon more than made up for these small things. I’d heard that some porn vid’s were shot there but I’d not expected to see the actual sets still there adding to the fun of it all – perhaps some of you may have seen Grunts – Misconduct and Grunts – The New Recruits. Who wouldn’t enjoy A Few Good Men, eh? Hiking around the property was exhilarating, especially naked, although I do recommend shoes and socks as the burrs tend to get the pubes, and some knee-pads (preferably monogramed), depending on what you’re into….I say check it out for yourselves for a weekend getaway.

Den of Iniquity

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I’m leaving for awhile, perhaps never to be seen again. One can only hope. The long weekend approaches and I’ve decided to celebrate by joining the dudes and other cow-folk at Temptation Ranch for some fun in the sun. It’s a great place to relax and unwind – check them out Here!
Stay tuned…..